Guys Rulessssssss..

Okay..this joke is about some rules that a guy should have..although it is just for fun but surely at some point it is relevant..check it out..



We always hear " the rules " From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

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1. Men are NOT mind readers.

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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or football.

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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


I love this..muahahahaa..I'm in shape ok..round is a shape..hahaha

enjoy..chiow

Apocalypse..2012

you know if you always browsing the net you will sure come across with the rumors of The World will end by 2012..and last week the dj from fly fm do discus about the issues of what would you do if the world end in 2012..funny though as many of the callers said they want to get married before 2012..if the world really going to an end i will spent as much as i can using my credit card..buy all the gadgets that I want..and do all the crazy thing such as bungee jumping, hiking the worlds tallest mountain, jungle tracking in amazon forest..and eat all the expensive food at all 5star hotel in malaysia..hahaha.

anyway there are a lot of things that led to the speculation..one of it is that there are people from ancient time that can calculate the calendar so damn specific..there are called the Mayan's..it happen that the calendar end on Dec 21,2012..

then there also a chance of our planet earth will collide with other planet which is the same size of earth which led to our world total destruction..actually there are a lot more speculation such as in 2012 the scientits of the world is going to start a damn big machine that can find a new kind of energy through colliding particles..but they said that the machine will become some sort of black hole that will suck everything on earth..haha..

anyway I'm not a believer of this 2012 Apocalypse..I do think it is one way to promote sony latest movie..2012..haha.but it still give me shiver to wait for 2012..

but if we realise or not our world will come to an end..be it 2012 or a century after..this planet will come to an end..just a matter of time..so enjoyed our life, and cherish the important people that gives us the life..especially our parents..without them apocalypse or not we are nothing..

chiow..

Beat Crusaders.

lately i feel not in the mood..unmotivated and very2 tired..reason??maybe because i don't have any reason to focus right now..

or maybe because it's already a year i've been working here..from past experience, never I stayed in any company more than a year..

or maybe I am already at the age when people become unmotivated???anyway I need something to boost up my energy and it is not tongkat ali..haha.

anyway lately everytime i got off i will go back to my hometown..reason??my mom cookings and lately i do miss my parent a lot..so when I was there i have to take care of my nephew and nieces..so one day I'm with them watching cartoon..a japanese mix us cartoon..Kappa Mikey..the cartoon is boring but the song is awesome..so i log on and search for it..and it happen to be a jappanese rock band..BEAT CRUSADERS..dude this band is unique..their english is very good..first I thought there are US bands..

anyway as you can see the pictures..the band have it own unique appearences..they didn't show their faces even when they performing live..they will cover their face with a drawn picture in black and white..

maybe you can listen to their song..just log on to youtube..one of the best is Into the Sky..anyway enjoyed..

Loughter the Best Medicine..

Lately i'm out of motivation..especially in the office..it seem like I'm in the middle of nowhere..got piles of job on the table..really got no motivation to start.

especially when the current political situation which is bad and manchester united can't play beautiful football anymore..

i do think the reason is more to how bad manchester united performance..haha..
anyway football do give me a little bit of joy..well I do play futsal twice a week..for fun and also as an exercise so that i can kill a few pounds..

anyway because of my unmotivated situation i do browse the net for something funny..and here is what i think that we can enjoy together..

Difference between woman and man..

(wife diary)
Dear Diary..
today after i coming home from work i do settle all the chores..washing and cleaning..so tired so I just have dinner with my husband at our favourite restaurant..he seem in a moody situation..i ask him why??he said nothing..usually he will talk a lot, makes joke and always make me feel that i'm the most beautiful woman that he never have..he seem to bare a lot of problem..and everytime i ask him..he just said nothing..
after dinner we straightly go back home..and he straightly went to bed..i feel like being ignored by my own husband..is he cheating on me..oh god please help me..I love him so much..

(husband diary)
shit..Real Madrid lose..F**k..


i don't how about you but i do find this jokes quite funny..anyway..enjoy.I' going to start working..

chiow...